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Monthly Archives: July 2007

Utterly Useless

Utterly Useless (via Ze Frank) - this guy is just like me, only better.

Hypothetical questions they should ask at the presidential debates.

Hypothetical questions they should ask at the presidential debates.
Candidates, pay attention: An international financier has smuggled an atom bomb into Fort Knox. He loves only gold. Only gold. After an amazing sequence of events, including car chases, sexual conquests, and your defeat of the assassin known as Oddjob, you find yourself staring at the interior […]

BACON-INFUSED VODKA!

BACON-INFUSED VODKA! - the title pretty much says it all.

Bee Not Afraid

Bee Not Afraid - perhaps that “global disaster from honeybees dying off” thing isn’t so much of a big deal.

Freud Pops

Freud Pops
Once you get over the initial reluctance to put a human head in your mouth, you’ll find that the subtle contours and watermelon flavor of these Sigmund Freud Head Pops are worth the strange looks you’ll get as you suck them.

The ecstasy of influence: A plagiarism, by Jonathan Lethem

The ecstasy of influence: A plagiarism, by Jonathan Lethem
That is to say, most artists are converted to art by art itself. Finding one’s voice isn’t just an emptying and purifying oneself of the words of others but an adopting and embracing of filiations, communities, and discourses. Inspiration could be called inhaling the memory of an […]

Message in a Bottle

Message in a Bottle - the ethics and business of bottled water.
And in Fiji, a state-of-the-art factory spins out more than a million bottles a day of the hippest bottled water on the U.S. market today, while more than half the people in Fiji do not have safe, reliable drinking water. Which means it is […]

Bong Hits for Jesus: The Game!

Bong Hits for Jesus: The Game!

Perjury: Then v. Now

Perjury: Then v. Now

Time Wasted Reading This Graph

Time Wasted Reading This Graph