neuralgraffiti

I will not eat it in a brief? - judge writes Dr. Seuss-style order when a plaintiff includes a hard-boiled egg with his filing.

I do not like eggs in the file.
I do not like them in any style.
I will not take them fried or boiled.
I will not take them poached or broiled.
I will not take them soft or scrambled
Despite an argument well-rambled.