The Shrine of the Mall Ninja collects the posts of a poster to various gun-enthusiast messageboards, who claimed to be a mall security guard trained in ninjitsu who had been given special permission to use automatic weapons(not to mention machine gun mounts on his tactical golf cart) after saving the mayor’s nephew from being sodomized near the Gap. It gets even better when a “new” poster shows up to back him up (eventually offering him a “black ops” job).
Shrine of the Mall Ninja
Update: See also, Return of the Iron Fist of the Mall Ninja
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