neuralgraffiti

So, obviously I like the “is your new bicycle” meme. I liked the [Your Name] is your new bicycle a lot, and noticed that they were adding new ones pretty rapidly. I wrote a little script to pull the text from the website, and I think I’ve collected them all. They are below for your reading enjoyment.

Phil Haack Googles your name
Phil Haack LOLs at your joke
Phil Haack RTFM
Phil Haack Rickrolls you
Phil Haack accepted your friend request
Phil Haack accidentally squished Crazy Frog
Phil Haack added “thanks for nothing” to the end of your animated bear video
Phil Haack agrees to your terms of service
Phil Haack applies directly to your forehead
Phil Haack are belong to us
Phil Haack asks a ninja
Phil Haack ate your balls
Phil Haack awaits the coming zombie apocalypse
Phil Haack badger badger badger mushroom mushroom snake
Phil Haack bakes you some Neiman Marcus cookies
Phil Haack beats both pirates and ninjas in a fight
Phil Haack bought your Threadless t-shirt
Phil Haack brings the knowledge
Phil Haack bumps your thread
Phil Haack can do anything at zombo.com
Phil Haack can has cheezburger
Phil Haack can’t bear oceans
Phil Haack challenged you to a movie quiz
Phil Haack collects AOL install discs
Phil Haack considered harmful
Phil Haack consumes your RSS feed
Phil Haack dances like that baby
Phil Haack demonstrates the evolution of dance
Phil Haack does not want
Phil Haack does the hampster dance
Phil Haack doesn’t know what Web 2.0 means
Phil Haack doesn’t talk about Fight Club
Phil Haack doubles down on eleven
Phil Haack downgrades from Vista to XP
Phil Haack drinks your milkshake
Phil Haack drives a hybrid car
Phil Haack drops Mentos into Diet Coke
Phil Haack dugg your post
Phil Haack equals crazy delicious
Phil Haack eschews whitespace as syntax
Phil Haack finds your lack of faith disturbing
Phil Haack flames your post
Phil Haack flips out like a ninja
Phil Haack for one, welcomes our new robotic overlords
Phil Haack found a Y2K bug in your software
Phil Haack freed Kevin Mitnik
Phil Haack games your system
Phil Haack gets your war on
Phil Haack grooves to Chocolate Rain
Phil Haack has 800 words for snow
Phil Haack has a crush on Obama
Phil Haack has chaotic neutral alignment
Phil Haack has meme, will travel
Phil Haack has seen Cory without his sunglasses
Phil Haack hides a reference to Dopefish in a video game
Phil Haack hijacks your thread
Phil Haack invented the Flux Capacitor
Phil Haack invokes Godwin’s law
Phil Haack is AFK
Phil Haack is Batman
Phil Haack is CowboyNeal
Phil Haack is DRM free
Phil Haack is Fake Steve Jobs
Phil Haack is NSFW
Phil Haack is SaaS
Phil Haack is Sparta
Phil Haack is a Nigerian prince
Phil Haack is a cam whore
Phil Haack is a microformat
Phil Haack is a series of tubes
Phil Haack is a snowclone
Phil Haack is actually Lonelygirl15
Phil Haack is afraid of velociraptors
Phil Haack is frist!
Phil Haack is in a maze of twisty passages, all alike
Phil Haack is in your [blank], [blank]ing your [blank]
Phil Haack is like a box of chocolates
Phil Haack is likely to be eaten by a Grue
Phil Haack is never gonna give you up
Phil Haack is only two degrees from Kevin Bacon
Phil Haack is open source
Phil Haack is part of your extended network
Phil Haack is sick of Ron Paul spam
Phil Haack is soaking in it
Phil Haack is standing in an open field west of a white house
Phil Haack is technoviking
Phil Haack is the man now, dog
Phil Haack is through being cool
Phil Haack is your new bicycle
Phil Haack kickbans you from the channel
Phil Haack kills a kitten every time you masturbate
Phil Haack kisses you
Phil Haack knows every fact about Chuck Norris
Phil Haack knows that it will blend
Phil Haack knows that step three is profit
Phil Haack knows the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything
Phil Haack likes turtles
Phil Haack looks you up on Snopes
Phil Haack loves those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling
Phil Haack lurks in your forum
Phil Haack made a Line Rider that looks like your mom
Phil Haack made an ASCII portrait of you
Phil Haack misses Hot Wired
Phil Haack misses The Show with Ze Frank
Phil Haack misses the HD format war
Phil Haack named an MMORPG character after you
Phil Haack needs more cowbell
Phil Haack personally believes such as Iraq or to make better South Africa
Phil Haack plays the Super Mario Bros. theme
Phil Haack posts a comment on your blog
Phil Haack predicts Apple will release a tablet at their next event
Phil Haack prepares for the unexpected unexpecteds
Phil Haack put your name in an XFN tag
Phil Haack puts bulldogs on skateboards
Phil Haack puts each brace on its own line
Phil Haack puts snakes on a plane
Phil Haack puts the lotion in the bucket
Phil Haack puts your junk in a box
Phil Haack pwns you
Phil Haack raped your childhood
Phil Haack reads 2600
Phil Haack reads Dysfunctional Family Circus
Phil Haack reads The Onion to you before bed
Phil Haack really tied the room together
Phil Haack requires your password
Phil Haack saved Toby
Phil Haack shot Greedo first
Phil Haack shot the paparazzi
Phil Haack slashdotted your web site
Phil Haack stabs you in the FACE
Phil Haack startles the Dramatic Prairie Dog
Phil Haack subscribes to your podcast
Phil Haack summers in the Uncanny Valley
Phil Haack switches to the Mac
Phil Haack synchronizes to Swatch Internet Time
Phil Haack taunts Happy Fun Ball
Phil Haack thinks Ruby is a ghetto
Phil Haack thinks Star Wars Kid was pretty cool
Phil Haack thinks bert is evil
Phil Haack thinks every YouTube video is teh sux0rz
Phil Haack thinks we’re gonna need a bigger boat
Phil Haack took the Tubgirl photo
Phil Haack trolls your forum
Phil Haack types your CAPTCHAs for you
Phil Haack unsubscribes from your mailing list
Phil Haack updated your computer on Patch Tuesday
Phil Haack votes ‘Hot’ on your photo
Phil Haack waiting in line for an iPhone
Phil Haack wants mah bucket
Phil Haack wants you to join their network on LinkedIn
Phil Haack wants you to leave Britney alone
Phil Haack wants you to press F5
Phil Haack wants your Western Barbecue Burger
Phil Haack was in the case in Pulp Fiction
Phil Haack was secretly replaced with Folgers Crystals
Phil Haack was the Tourist Guy
Phil Haack watches 2 girls 1 cup with you
Phil Haack watches Chad Vader with you
Phil Haack waves kthxbye
Phil Haack will BBIAM
Phil Haack wishes I knew how to quit you
Phil Haack won’t link to goatse.cx
Phil Haack won’t tase you, bro
Phil Haack wonders O RLY?
Phil Haack worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Phil Haack wrote on your SuperWall
Phil Haack wrote something nice about you on the wiki