neuralgraffiti

As requested by GG, all the things that Barack Obama has done for you (hipster edition):
Barack Obama MCed your party
Barack Obama aired up your tires
Barack Obama always lets you draft
Barack Obama autographed your Moleskine
Barack Obama bartended your party
Barack Obama bought you a PBR
Barack Obama bought you a PBR and a shot
Barack Obama bought you a [...]

From the mind of Merlin Mann

condoms (and instruction on how and when to use/not use them)
The Elements of Style by Strunk and White
phone number of a super-cool, non-panicky adult (who will get you out of the jams your parents must never learn of)
Surfer Rosa by Pixies
iPod on which to listen to Surfer Rosa at painfully [...]

Finally, advertising that speaks to my lifestyle.