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Sarah Palin is Your New Bicycle’s Flat Tire

SARAH PALIN DISLIKES PUPPIES
SARAH PALIN CALLED SHOTGUN BEFORE YOU
SARAH PALIN DIDN’T TURN OFF HER CELL PHONE BEFORE THE MOVIE
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(The full list is below)

Sarah Palin called shotgun before you
Sarah Palin calls it “The MySpace”
Sarah Palin defriended you on Facebook
Sarah Palin didn’t replace the toilet paper roll
Sarah Palin didn’t signal before turning
Sarah Palin didn’t turn off her cell phone before the movie
Sarah Palin dislikes puppies
Sarah Palin doesn’t like your shirt
Sarah Palin double clicked a hyperlink
Sarah Palin double dipped
Sarah Palin downloaded Creed from your iTunes account
Sarah Palin drank out of the carton
Sarah Palin dropped your iPhone
Sarah Palin finished the brownies you bought
Sarah Palin forgot your birthday
Sarah Palin is your new bicycle’s flat tire
Sarah Palin recorded over your favorite TV show
Sarah Palin regifted you a label maker
Sarah Palin replied all
Sarah Palin rickrolled your grandmother
Sarah Palin signed you up for Columbia House
Sarah Palin still uses Hotmail
Sarah Palin threw away your Magic cards
Sarah Palin took your stapler
Sarah Palin types in all caps
Sarah Palin used comic sans
Sarah Palin uses Internet Explorer
Sarah Palin wore the band’s t-shirt to the concert

One Comment

  1. GG wrote:

    Sara Palin downloaded Creed from your iTunes account! oh man, you need a script to capture all of those too…

    Friday, September 5, 2008 at 11:03 am | Permalink

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