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As I did for the BOIYNB/F sites, I pulled the data from everyone’s new favorite SSS, Joe Wilson is your preexisting condition (.com). For your enjoyment, the list:

Joe Wilson Auto-tuned your new Beatles remasters
Joe Wilson ate the last slice of your pizza
Joe Wilson called your sister a skank
Joe Wilson canceled Arrested Development
Joe Wilson canceled your insurance for buying off-brand insoles
Joe Wilson cancelled your insurance for buying off-brand insoles
Joe Wilson cannot control his emotions
Joe Wilson claims Your Sick child is faking
Joe Wilson cut you off in traffic and flipped you the bird
Joe Wilson didn’t refill your Brita pitcher
Joe Wilson distracted you from one of the most important speeches by an American President in the past 20 years
Joe Wilson doesn’t respect the constitution of your United States
Joe Wilson farted during your wedding vows
Joe Wilson filled the gas tank of your car up with water
Joe Wilson gave your daughter the swine flu
Joe Wilson gave your nephew cigarettes
Joe Wilson hates America
Joe Wilson heated up leftover fish in your office’s microwave
Joe Wilson hit on your mom
Joe Wilson hit your car in the parking lot and drove off without leaving a note
Joe Wilson is an elected official who seems to be using party-line rhetoric as a tool rather than thoughtful debate and is actually hindering real progress in society which is a shame as we’re a smart country and should expect more of the people we elect
Joe Wilson is looking for your birth certificate
Joe Wilson is on your death panel
Joe Wilson is out of ideas
Joe Wilson is your preexisting condition
Joe Wilson kissed your husband on the mouth
Joe Wilson laid off your dad just before his pension kicked in
Joe Wilson left a flaming bag of poo on your doorstep
Joe Wilson left gay porn on your desktop
Joe Wilson let his dog poop on your lawn
Joe Wilson lied to your face, America
Joe Wilson made me spend $8 to buy this domain
Joe Wilson molested your labrador
Joe Wilson peed in your soup
Joe Wilson pilfered your grandparent’s pension account
Joe Wilson poisoned your homing pigeons
Joe Wilson posted an embarrassing video of you on YouTube
Joe Wilson poured dish soap in your fish tank
Joe Wilson poured salt on your lawn
Joe Wilson pulled out his iPhone while you were talking
Joe Wilson readjusted your car seat and rearview mirrors
Joe Wilson replaced your coffee with Sanka
Joe Wilson said you looked fat in that dress
Joe Wilson shit in your kitchen
Joe Wilson shook your hand just after he rubbed his nuts
Joe Wilson slept with your girlfriend
Joe Wilson spit in your beer
Joe Wilson stole your newspaper
Joe Wilson stopped seeding the torrent at 97% complete
Joe Wilson sued your gramma for filesharing
Joe Wilson talked on his Blackberry all through your favorite movie
Joe Wilson taught your toddler to swear
Joe Wilson thinks you’re too stupid to actually read the bill
Joe Wilson told you to buy stock in Lehman
Joe Wilson traded the dead batteries in his Walkman for the fresh ones in your TV remote
Joe Wilson travels to canada to buy prescription meds
Joe Wilson used your best scissors to trim his ear hair
Joe Wilson used your tax dollars to pay his medical bills
Joe Wilson wasted your time by making you click around this site
Joe Wilson woke your baby up after you just got it to sleep
Joe Wilson yells free bird at concerts
Joe Wilson yells while adults are talking
joe wilson would like to speak to your manager