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Do We Really Want Another Black President After The Events Of Deep Impact?

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Do We Really Want Another Black President After The Events Of Deep Impact?
Have we learned nothing from the tragic events of 1998, when, under the watch of President Morgan Freeman, this nation was plunged into chaos, and hundreds of millions of people died at the hands of the deadly Wolf-Beiderman space rock? The mere fact [...]

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Pitchfork Gives Music 6.8

Monday, September 10, 2007

Pitchfork Gives Music 6.8
Schreiber’s semi-favorable review, which begins in earnest after a six-paragraph preamble comprising a long list of baroquely rendered, seemingly unrelated anecdotes peppered with obscure references, summarizes music as a “solid but uninspired effort.”

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