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Sarah Palin is Your New Bicycle’s Flat Tire

Friday, September 5, 2008

SARAH PALIN DISLIKES PUPPIES
SARAH PALIN CALLED SHOTGUN BEFORE YOU
SARAH PALIN DIDN’T TURN OFF HER CELL PHONE BEFORE THE MOVIE
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Barack Obama Is Your New Fixie

Thursday, July 24, 2008

As requested by GG, all the things that Barack Obama has done for you (hipster edition):
Barack Obama MCed your party
Barack Obama aired up your tires
Barack Obama always lets you draft
Barack Obama autographed your Moleskine
Barack Obama bartended your party
Barack Obama bought you a PBR
Barack Obama bought you a PBR and a shot
Barack Obama bought you a [...]

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I Love to Ride My…

Thursday, March 6, 2008

So, obviously I like the “is your new bicycle” meme. I liked the [Your Name] is your new bicycle a lot, and noticed that they were adding new ones pretty rapidly. I wrote a little script to pull the text from the website, and I think I’ve collected them all. They are [...]

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